I Know You Guys Love Your Pets...BUT...

[bloodrayne]

Do they ever do something that just makes you wanna strangle 'em to death?....Or maybe just skin 'em alive, a little?



Conversation in my parlor, 15 minutes ago:

Me: Seri...Would you PLEASE make your cat stop shredding the couch?

Seri: *Enters room...looks at Usagi*...Awww...Isn't she just SOOO adorable?

Me:...Ummm...Yeah.....Why don't you just teach her to burn down the house, too?....That would be just PRECIOUS:rolleyes:

Seri: *Picks up Cat.....Talks to Cat*...Look Usagi...This is a lighter......HAHAHAHA:p



*sigh*...Pets...


And....Kids....

[ShankS]

most mornings and sometimes other times, one of my cats, the older one eats to fast and scoffs down his food. 10 minutes later after he's made himself comfortable on a sofa or conservatory chair, he starts making wheezing, burping and heaving noises....I know whats coming, a big pile of undigested cat food puke over the chair.... it gets me mad, I wish he'd eat slower.

and five minutes after that, he's back out in the kitchen asking for more food, becasue he's goddamn hungry again.

[ChEEbA]

a big pile of undigested cat food puke over the chair....
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and five minutes after that, he's back out in the kitchen asking for more food, becasue he's goddamn hungry again.

I think the solution is pretty simple here...:D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I think the solution is pretty simple here...:D

I had thought of doing that as punishment, but in the end I'm not cruel to my cats and animals...... I just throw cushions at them when they're naughty :p

[ChEEbA]

I know...I may ponder stuff like that, but I'd probably never do it...
My cats don't hurl much, but it HAS happened on occasion. You ever SEE a cat hurl?
Man, they really know how to launch it out at huge capacity and speed huh?

My ferret always hurls up his formula...but only a little. He always gulps it with the wickedness...

[sweet4dnb]

mewing at night.. i hate that..but thats just what they do..
one cat picks on the other at night and the sound it just aweful.. i need my quiet time when i sleep or YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. So I have to keep them separate at night.

That same one sleeps on the kitchen table when we arent home, we know because or black table cloth has cat hair ALL OVER IT. Way to cover up your tracks boys...

But they have chilled with the couch mutilation... I hear the spay to make them calm down about it works well, my sister uses it.

[urgeok]

since her brother died our remaining cat has been sucky - to be expected ..

but she also has meowing fits now ... really loud and freaky ..
for minutes on end ... I know she's lonely and i feel bad but sometimes it still makes me want to punt her through some field goals ..

[Haunted]

Sophie- Schnauzer puppy- black: She's teething so I am insta-chew. Plus she likes to lick my nose

Griffin-also Schnauzer puppy-silver: He barks constantly.

Sadie-English Springer/Irish Setter: Jumps all over me, occaisionaly pushing me down.

Gus-Male Bumble Bee- yellow tip on nose: Hovers right over my head with his bzzzzzzz.

:D

[taylorsmommy]

When they wake you up at 3:00 am wanting to be fed. Logan will sit in the middle of the upstairs hallway and start yowling. Taylor jumps up on the bed and starts purring in my ear then lays on my chest. Hey, you try having an 18 pound cat lay on your chest and see if you can breathe!!

[_____V_____]

Everytime Murzik my cat would drag a dead rat or mouse from somewhere it would ask to be petted or given a bowl full of milk, regardless of the stench in the house...damn thing...

rememberin "Pet Sematary"...ooooh boy...