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Old 03-31-2005, 08:07 AM
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Drunk Tries To Pass Breathalyzer By Eating His Own Shit

DUI Suspect Eats Feces

Toronto, Canada -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside of Barrie, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 mg of alcohol in 100 ml of blood in his system.

"This fellow was in dire need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things," McDonald said

The cruiser took two hours to clean and "it's back on the road."
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Old 03-31-2005, 08:15 AM
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Uh oh... Sounds like ol' urgeok went on another bender. Crazy Canucks! lol


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Uh oh... Sounds like ol' urgeok went on another bender.
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Old 03-31-2005, 03:40 PM
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ugh.......I bet he'll never get another kiss
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Old 03-31-2005, 05:40 PM
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ugh.......I bet he'll never get another kiss
hes 59 kissing is all he'll be doing.....without a prescription.
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:45 PM
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Out of all the dumb things I've done when I'm drunk, it has never occured to me to do that. :D
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