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02-09-2005, 03:21 AM
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10 Questions
I saw James Lipton getting asked his own questions by Will Farrel, playing James Lipton this morning and laughed my ass off, so i figured i would ask you guys:
1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least favorite word? 3. What turns you on? 4. What turns you off? 5. What sound do you love? 6. What sound do you hate? 7. What is your favorite curse word? 8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? here are my answers: 1. Breast 2. Molest 3. Big Breasts 4. Anything Scatological 5. Any noise my wife makes. 6. A phone ringing 7. Fucking Christ! 8. Acting 9. Proctologist 10. We have free beer on tap in every tree, and George W doesnt get to come in.
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02-09-2005, 03:53 AM
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1: Monspotinupoglami!
2: Crisps (makes you sound like a lispy retard) 3: Female hips, fire, storms, 4: Surgery videos, pus 5: Thunder, hail, rain, the high pitched racecar-going-by sound. 6: Insistant "feed me" meows, various broken machinery 7: motherfucker 8: Thai Boxing Instructor 9: Geriatric Nursing 10: Ok, you're the new boss, I'm off....cya. Last edited by ChEEbA; 02-09-2005 at 03:56 AM.
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02-09-2005, 03:58 AM
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I like the last one.:D
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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02-09-2005, 04:27 AM
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1. Bitch
2. Lol 3. A light switch. 4. Same light switch, only this one has loose, exposed wires and a puddle under your feet. 5. Screaming, though it can get ignoring at times. 6. "So I was all like, no way, and he was all like, yeah, then I was all like..."[Teenage telephone talk] 7. "Holy buttfucker, Batman!" Or just "bitch". 8. Sniper, damn fear of hights. 9. Homosexuality. 10. What are you doing here?
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Ever dance with the Devil by the pale moon-light? _______________________ Isn't it funny how quickly people turn against you... even your so-called friends?
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02-09-2005, 05:29 AM
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1. What is your favorite word? Free
2. What is your least favorite word? Lets just say .. it starts with N and its racist. 3. What turns you on? a turned on woman 4. What turns you off? stupidity and ignorance 5. What sound do you love? rain and thunder 6. What sound do you hate? baby crying (it distresses me) 7. What is your favorite curse word? fucker 8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? filmmaker - or photographer 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? politics 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? 'so... you didnt believe in me eh ? no fucking problem !!! come on in, have a beer and meet the girls'
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#6
02-09-2005, 05:36 AM
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1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist 3. What turns you on? Storms (physically it would be nice smile and nice shoulders) 4. What turns you off? Arrogance, Bad Breath 5. What sound do you love? Fire crackling 6. What sound do you hate? Phone ringing 7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, of course 8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Acting 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Teaching 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? You know...Out of all my children, you're my favorite.
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02-09-2005, 08:10 AM
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1. What is your favorite word?..VACATION
2. What is your least favorite word?..WORK 3. What turns you on?..A NAKED WOMAN 4. What turns you off?..SMOKING 5. What sound do you love?..BEER POURING INTO A GLASS 6. What sound do you hate?..HIGH PITCHED DOG BARK 7. What is your favorite curse word?..SHIT 8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?..BEER TASTER 9. What profession would you not like to participate in?...PLUMBER 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?...WELCOME TO THE TOGA PARTY, THE KEGS ON YOUR RIGHT.
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#8
02-09-2005, 08:12 AM
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The answers to question 10 are the best :)
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02-09-2005, 08:36 AM
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1. What is your favorite word? Catharsis
2. What is your least favorite word? Oops 3. What turns you on? Midgets 4. What turns you off? 70's Porn Bush 5. What sound do you love? Psssst.....The sound of a beer opening 6. What sound do you hate? Baby Crying 7. What is your favorite curse word? All Of Them 8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Musician 9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Gynocology 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? Did you enjoy your vaction? You said you would be back eons ago and I've been stuck doing YOUR job...
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#10
02-09-2005, 08:38 AM
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Re: 10 Questions
1. Fuck- as a verb
2. Tax 3. a womans ass 4. a mans ass 5. silence 6. the phone ringing 7. Asshead 8. Indie film director 9. OB/GYN- now think about this guys, why is a woman going there in the first place, it aint for social issues. Other than that Steeplejack. 10. Your at the wrong place, the elevator going down is over there.
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