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Old 02-09-2005, 03:21 AM
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10 Questions

I saw James Lipton getting asked his own questions by Will Farrel, playing James Lipton this morning and laughed my ass off, so i figured i would ask you guys:

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


here are my answers:
1. Breast
2. Molest
3. Big Breasts
4. Anything Scatological
5. Any noise my wife makes.
6. A phone ringing
7. Fucking Christ!
8. Acting
9. Proctologist
10. We have free beer on tap in every tree, and George W doesnt get to come in.
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:53 AM
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1: Monspotinupoglami!
2: Crisps (makes you sound like a lispy retard)
3: Female hips, fire, storms,
4: Surgery videos, pus
5: Thunder, hail, rain, the high pitched racecar-going-by sound.
6: Insistant "feed me" meows, various broken machinery
7: motherfucker
8: Thai Boxing Instructor
9: Geriatric Nursing
10: Ok, you're the new boss, I'm off....cya.

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Old 02-09-2005, 03:58 AM
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I like the last one.:D
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:27 AM
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1. Bitch
2. Lol
3. A light switch.
4. Same light switch, only this one has loose, exposed wires and a puddle under your feet.
5. Screaming, though it can get ignoring at times.
6. "So I was all like, no way, and he was all like, yeah, then I was all like..."[Teenage telephone talk]
7. "Holy buttfucker, Batman!" Or just "bitch".
8. Sniper, damn fear of hights.
9. Homosexuality.
10. What are you doing here?
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:29 AM
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1. What is your favorite word? Free
2. What is your least favorite word? Lets just say .. it starts with N and its racist.

3. What turns you on? a turned on woman
4. What turns you off? stupidity and ignorance
5. What sound do you love? rain and thunder
6. What sound do you hate? baby crying (it distresses me)
7. What is your favorite curse word? fucker
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
filmmaker - or photographer
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? politics

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


'so... you didnt believe in me eh ? no fucking problem !!! come on in, have a beer and meet the girls'
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:36 AM
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1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist
3. What turns you on? Storms (physically it would be nice smile and nice shoulders)
4. What turns you off? Arrogance, Bad Breath
5. What sound do you love? Fire crackling
6. What sound do you hate? Phone ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, of course
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Acting
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Teaching
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? You know...Out of all my children, you're my favorite.
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Old 02-09-2005, 08:10 AM
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1. What is your favorite word?..VACATION
2. What is your least favorite word?..WORK
3. What turns you on?..A NAKED WOMAN
4. What turns you off?..SMOKING
5. What sound do you love?..BEER POURING INTO A GLASS
6. What sound do you hate?..HIGH PITCHED DOG BARK
7. What is your favorite curse word?..SHIT
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?..BEER TASTER
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?...PLUMBER
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?...WELCOME TO THE TOGA PARTY, THE KEGS ON YOUR RIGHT.
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Old 02-09-2005, 08:12 AM
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The answers to question 10 are the best :)
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Old 02-09-2005, 08:36 AM
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1. What is your favorite word? Catharsis
2. What is your least favorite word? Oops
3. What turns you on? Midgets
4. What turns you off? 70's Porn Bush
5. What sound do you love? Psssst.....The sound of a beer opening
6. What sound do you hate? Baby Crying
7. What is your favorite curse word? All Of Them
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Musician
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Gynocology
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? Did you enjoy your vaction? You said you would be back eons ago and I've been stuck doing YOUR job...
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Old 02-09-2005, 08:38 AM
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Re: 10 Questions

1. Fuck- as a verb
2. Tax
3. a womans ass
4. a mans ass
5. silence
6. the phone ringing
7. Asshead
8. Indie film director
9. OB/GYN- now think about this guys, why is a woman going there in the first place, it aint for social issues. Other than that Steeplejack.
10. Your at the wrong place, the elevator going down is over there.
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The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.

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