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02-10-2005, 07:21 AM
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The NEW Animaliment
This was a good one too, so here it is, back again.
We'll start it off with scary looking sea creatures:  The Humboldt Squid grow to 11 feet long and have attacked people during feeding frenzies Vs. A moray Eel 
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Definitely the eel!!!
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02-10-2005, 07:31 AM
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I asked kpro if he could move this to the general forum.... i feel like a retard....
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my sister (the one in the movie industry) was/is a dive master - in the Grand Caymans she took tourists to a reef where they could snorkle .. and watch her wrap a moray eel around her neck like a scarf and feed it. (they kind of got a bad rap in The Deep)
terrible eyesight - it would oftn miss the food she was feeding it and it would mistakenly bite her hand. (she has a few scars) i'll go with the squid .... no money on earth would get me to wrap one of those buggers around my neck. theys good eatin though |
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02-10-2005, 07:48 AM
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I saw a thing on tv once where a guy got grabbed by 2 Humboldts. YThey dragged him down about 60 feet, at night, then let him go. They stole a couple of his pieces of equipment...
he said he was scared that they might bite him because he had seen one attack a thresher shark once and the squid bit a chunk the size of an orange out of it's head :eek:
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i'd have to say the eel would win.
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I would move it Vod. but I can't I'm not a mod of the forums in this section.
Anyway I say the eel:D
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eel
I've never seen one up close unless it was on my plate,but if I ever did the last thing I would do is wrap it around my neck.
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