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Old 01-07-2005, 08:36 AM
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I am not trying to start a debate on gun ownership/the right to bear arms. I do however own a couple of guns. I looked out the front door a little while ago and noticed two dogs tearing apart my trash at the road, which is waiting for the garbage truck to come today. I yelled at the dogs, but they just looked at me. I got two pans, walked out about halfway towards the road and started banging them together, again they just looked at me. So I went back inside, got one of my handguns, and shot three times into the hillside about 80 feet South of my house. They left quite quickly to say the least.

Now I live in a very rural area, my nearest neighbor is at least ¼ of a mile away. The hillside is in a wooded area in the opposite direction. No roads, no people, no nothing, I even own about half the wooded area I am talking about. It just so happens a young lady who happened to drive by my home as I was standing outside with the gun, (I even waved to her, because that’s the country thing you do). Well she calls the cops and reports a man with a gun.

The cops show up at my door and ask me to come outside, I asked what for? They said they had a report of someone at my residence with a weapon. I told them I owned a couple of guns and asked if that was a problem. They said it was not a problem but they needed to verify my identification and check to see if the gun was registered. In short, they wanted to verify who I was, if this was my home, and if it was legally my firearm. I told them I would go get my wallet and my gun to show them. They freaked out! They said do not go back into your residence, or we will take it as an aggressive act! I told them that’s where there at. They said until they could verify my ID I would not be allowed into the house! Well I am getting pretty mad right about this time, and asked them how can I ID myself without my wallet? They said they would have to run me through some computer and check me out. So I told the one guy, “look, it’s cold out here, I’m tired and want to go to bed. I’d normally not let you just come in my house but if it will make you happy let’s go.” Well there just happy as shit now! One of them, Darrin was his name, goes in first, me next then Richard brings up the rear. We walk over to the cabinet in the kitchen where my wallet is and get my drivers license out, there getting happier…now they want to see the guns. I told them they are in a safe in the bedroom, so off we go, Starsky, I mean Darrin was first again. They make me wait by the bed, while I tell Starsky the 4-digit combo to the safe! He takes out the 2 handguns, checked to see if they are loaded and starts acting somewhat normal. Hutch, I mean Robert says run the numbers with dispatch so we can get out of here, and leave this guy alone! So blah, blah, blah he starts running the numbers, the other guy asked if he could use my restroom! I am like sure, all the while I am thinking, “want me to fix you guys a snack too!”

So everything checks out OK, and it is ha ha, you know how women are! They leave, and now I am sitting here, pissed off out of my mind and wide awake.
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:51 AM
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That sounds like my kinda luck!! I would have been pissed too!!
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:32 AM
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Next time (if there is one) ask them if you can see their guns also....and ask for the combo to the shotgun mounted in the front seat......Seems fair.....
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:36 AM
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I know it's definately an inconvenience but they're only doing their job. It makes sense to me why they wouldn't let you go get the guns yourself if you didn't have ID on you anyway.
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:43 AM
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Where was Huggy Bear when all this shit was goin' down???

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Old 01-07-2005, 09:44 AM
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I know it's definately an inconvenience but they're only doing their job. It makes sense to me why they wouldn't let you go get the guns yourself if you didn't have ID on you anyway.

angela, you have the right to bare arms.
bare shoulders are also nice.
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:45 AM
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angela, you have the right to bare arms.
bare shoulders are also nice.
Bare ass...

even better!
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:46 AM
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Bare ass...

even better!

you're so crass ...

mr poopy pants.
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:50 AM
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you're so crass ...

mr poopy pants.
Hahahahaha. I wasn't necessarily referring to her ass. Just bare asses in general.

And anyway...who are YOU to be calling ANYONE crass??

Mr. I shot a load in my wife's eye...lol
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Old 01-07-2005, 09:52 AM
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Hahahahaha. I wasn't necessarily referring to her ass. Just bare asses in general.

And anyway...who are YOU to be calling ANYONE crass??

Mr. I shot a load in my wife's eye...lol
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