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11-30-2004, 05:12 PM
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I dunno what this would be for a topic...Dumbass thing you've done on school trips?
I dont wanna jack Urge's thread, so here it is again.
We were on a class trip to another province. Because there were a few different schools from across the country there, we all were invited to a huge party on a boat. It was great fun. I thought to myself, "Ill never see these people again....Im gonna make an impression". So I did random things to random people. Some guys were playing poker, I did commentary for the game. A guy was arguing with his g/f, I started chanting "Jerry! Jerry!". I also went around dancing like a moron. Well, I went up to some guy (I later found out his name was Horus, lol) and started dancing like I was having a seizure on my feet. He said"If you do that one more time, Im gonna beat your face in". I kept at it...and he came after me! I took off running, and we took off right past a security guard! He told us to calm down, lol. Later, I was just walking around the ship with my friends, and we come across Horrus telling a guard I was making threats against him! I denied it, and after Horus left, he told me to ignore that moron, he'd been making trouble all night. Even later, I was telling some of my friends about this, and guess who walks by? Well, he takes my friend by the collar, and says something like "What were ya saying bout me?" Well, we deny talking about him, of course, and he decides to hold that agaisnts us. He starts making threats, and almost our whole school huddles up in a corner of the boat. Not scared [Except me], just strength in numbers, and and buch of people who wanted to see me get beat up, lol. Well, he was watching us the whole rest of the night, never did anything tho....It was funny. Then at the end of the night, just as we were getting off the boat,, I snapped a pic of him. He looked right pissed....It was great
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11-30-2004, 05:18 PM
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i was going to say who the fuck can remember back that far ....
and then i remembered something .. wont mean shit to you yanks but ... i wore nose glasses and big fake teeth all through a school trip to the parliamant buildings (thats like a mickey mouse version of the white house here in canada) I didnt think much of it but a guard saw me leaving and told me that if he had seen me sooner he'da chucked my ass right out of there. looking back - doesnt seem like much now .. but that was 30 years ago .. little more uptight about stuff like that then. I wish i could have said i burned something down, or screwed a teacher ... but thats the best i have.
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11-30-2004, 05:19 PM
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LMFAO!!
you remind me of me and my friend Dane
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11-30-2004, 05:46 PM
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well last year we went ot the capatil and got to see ahnuld so during his speech to us i started quoting his movies out loud doing my impression of him. For some reason he found it hilarious it was awsome and then i had him sign my t-shirt
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12-01-2004, 04:00 AM
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I went to Amsterdam for a school trip when i was 15 (i live din northern Germany at the time).
We went to a play (in english), and one of the girls on the trip kept making fun of the lead actress having no breasts (because this girl had like ddds in her sophomore year....) Then we watched a little old lady pick people's pockets while watching a street performer. She started over towards us, btu when i glared at her, i think she figured out we had been watching her. A street performer was butchering "light my fire" by the doors on an acoustic guitar. A freind of mine offered to show him how to play it right, and the guy got pissed and left. We were going to go to the Hard Rock Cafe for dinner, but the matre'd started hitting on a kid named Bakari (apparently, he liked 14 yr old black kids....), so we went to burger king instead. Bakari realised a life's dream when he was able to buy a hardcore porn magazine in a bookshop at 14. We hung our with some similarly aged french girls for a few hours at the youth hostile we were staying at. I got locked in the girls room for a couople of hours because some belgian soccer coach got PISSED at the noise we were making at 4 in the morning. We all stayed up until 7. we had to get up at 7:30. We went around the city the next day like zombies. Some dumbass was driving down the sidewalk going 45 and almost hit me, so i swatted the side of it with my clipboard. he and his freind got out and started yelling at me. i told them to fuck off, if they hadnt been speeding on the sidewalk, i would not have hit their car. They drove away. It was an interesting trip.
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12-01-2004, 05:05 AM
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Wow, to count the number of times I did something dumb on a school trip would be impossible.....Let's see...
There was the time after coming back from either a basketball or baseball game on the bus I had to piss something fierce......I filled up a liter Mt. Dew bottle and decided to chuck it out the window......It bounced off the pavement and was hit by a another motorist, spraying warm piss everywhere....The guy had his window down.....He wasn't very happy about it.......
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12-01-2004, 07:14 AM
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underage drinking in a bar before
gangbang the female art teacher wrecking the airport lounge gangbanging the flight attendants chcuking the nasty teachers suitcase off the plane gangbanging the local schoolgirls sneaking off at night to the bar gangbanging the local housewives nicking a car and driving it into a wall gangbanging the local grannies wrecking everyroom in the hotel gangbanging the local farmers wife chucking hotel beds out the window gangbanging the farmers daughter taking over the plane on the way home gangbanging the famers donkey saying nothing when we got back to interogation gangbanging the headmisstress
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