Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror.com Lobby > Horror.com General Forum
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 12-11-2004, 01:55 PM
meetthecreeper's Avatar
meetthecreeper meetthecreeper is offline
Saint of Killers
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cheap motel on the edge of route 66
Posts: 1,704
Funeral

Went to a funeral today, before anybody says sorry for my loss, I appreciate it but I never really liked the SOB. I was just their for my mom no one else.

ANyways, anyone else ever been to a funeral?? Kind of boring and not much fun. I want to open the coffin and see if he was really still in their. I didnt even get a chance to look down in the hole:mad:

The coffin was pretty kool looking though, but I noticed that the thing is like locked shut. Now why the Hell is that. Like he is going to burst out of there or something. At first I thought it was to prevent grave robbery but for fuck sake, this aint 1792, any idea how long it would take to dig through 6 feet of earth??

When this body of mine is done, and I move on to the next big thing, I dont want some somber,crying event where everyone is faking being sad and sorry for my loved ones. More than likely they are all waiting around to see what they are going to get or how they can benfit from my kacking.

I want to have a party at my funeral, and on my tombstone they can put this

Meet the Creeper
:) :(
1969 20??

What kind of funeral do you guys want?
__________________
I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.

3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.

I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.

I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.

The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.

Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.

Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.

The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-11-2004, 03:02 PM
bloodrayne's Avatar
bloodrayne bloodrayne is offline
Umbra Asylum

 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: I'm like smoke...I get in
Posts: 18,931
Send a message via Yahoo to bloodrayne
Re: Funeral

Quote:
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
What kind of funeral do you guys want?
Honestly?...I'd prefer to have none at all...It just seems like a waste of money to me...And it just makes everyone upset, while dragging out the whole process of dying...Know what I mean?...Maybe not...Maybe it's just me..........Anyway, if it were LEGAL, I'd rather just have someone dig a hole in the backyard, or the middle of the woods (even better), throw me in it and cover me up...Fast, simple, and cheap :)
__________________
...
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit

My Karma ran over my Dogma

God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him

I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-11-2004, 03:04 PM
juanhacko's Avatar
juanhacko juanhacko is offline
HOMBRE MALO
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: North Central Texas
Posts: 330
I've been to a shit-pot of funerals--mostly sad, some funny and some downright weird.

But, your right, most of the time you go to funerals you do it for someone besides the deceased--and not to sound like Martha Stewart, but that's a good thing.

Some of the ones I've been to:

Family member--church overflowing.
Family member--2 other people attending,
Other family member--many people, most came to be sure that the deceased was dead.
Grandfather's funeral--hand coming out of ground (his first wife's) to grab the ankle of his current wife.

If you like movie funerals--be sure and watch "Charade", and "The Loved One".
__________________
I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-11-2004, 03:17 PM
yourlastmistake yourlastmistake is offline
New leaf
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: purgatory
Posts: 779
When I die, I don't want to be stuck in the ground to rot. I want to be cremated and dumped in the sea.
Why spend all that money on a casket and a plot in some cemetary? I would rather leave that money for family.
As far as funerals go, I don't much see the point. Never cared much for many people other than family. Just a small get together for them to remember what an asshole I was would be sufficient.
__________________
I can't be everything to everybody.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-11-2004, 03:59 PM
voltron's Avatar
voltron voltron is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The Cemetary Gates
Posts: 119
i would like to attend Dimebags funeral but the family doesn't need a bunch of fanboys around IMO.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-11-2004, 05:06 PM
FairyKorpes's Avatar
FairyKorpes FairyKorpes is offline
The Priestless Prostitute
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Non-American
Posts: 1,575
Send a message via AIM to FairyKorpes Send a message via Yahoo to FairyKorpes
That's why it's better to have a wake. Celebrate the life they lead and celebrate the life they don't have to live.

I will leave money for everyone to get plastered and have a ball.
__________________
SAVE A LOLLIPOP, SUCK A DICK
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-11-2004, 05:55 PM
bloodygurl02's Avatar
bloodygurl02 bloodygurl02 is offline
willows mommy
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: wonderland
Posts: 2,788
i have been to a few funerals. they bore me too

at my grandmas i didn't cry i was like where has she been in my life i hardly knew her. i hadn't talked to her or seen her in 8 yrs. i sat there while my family was crying and i felt akward

at my ex bfs grandmas i was like good shes dead. i wentas support didn't want to b there. and at my ex bfs grandpa me an the ex were begining to have problems so i had to pretend we were still engaged and act happy at my exs request.

last may my current bfs father died i went cuz i wanted to b there for my bf and cuz his father meant alot to me. now my bfs brothers gf she went to kiss ass where as i went cuz i generally missed him and was close to him.
__________________
FRIDAYTHE13THFANS HOMETOWN BUDDY

WICKED LADYS BUDDY

Human passions have mysterious ways, in children as well as grown-ups. Those affected by them can't explain them, and those who haven't known them have no understanding of them at all. -neverending story (the book)
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-11-2004, 06:07 PM
The STE's Avatar
The STE The STE is offline
The Emperor of America
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Dr. Zaius
Posts: 7,670
Send a message via AIM to The STE
turn me into Soylent Green and feed me to PETA
__________________

===

WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit")
RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD


TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 12-11-2004, 06:13 PM
bloodrayne's Avatar
bloodrayne bloodrayne is offline
Umbra Asylum

 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: I'm like smoke...I get in
Posts: 18,931
Send a message via Yahoo to bloodrayne
Quote:
Originally posted by The STE
turn me into Soylent Green and feed me to PETA
*raises hand to volunteer*...OOOH...I wanna do it...*gets out meat grinder*...Let me...Let me...lol
__________________
...
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit

My Karma ran over my Dogma

God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him

I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 12-11-2004, 06:21 PM
The STE's Avatar
The STE The STE is offline
The Emperor of America
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Dr. Zaius
Posts: 7,670
Send a message via AIM to The STE
I don't care who does it, just so long as the end result is PETA getting their shit ruined
__________________

===

WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit")
RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD


TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:50 AM.