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HAHAHA...Kids Say The Funniest Things
This conversation JUST NOW took place...
Wicked Lady: Mom, will you PLEASE tell Alex that chopping people up into little bitty pieces IS murder?...He doesn't believe me Me: So, what do YOU think it is, son...'culinary art'? Demon Seed (aka Alex): Entertainment Me: Maybe so, but your sister's right...It IS murder Demon Seed: Darn So...Any hilarious conversations transpire in your all's homes, lately?
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12-12-2004, 05:57 AM
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Sounds like a serial killer in the making, I only have such high hopes for my own brood. 'Culinary art'??? Really now, that would only be the case if we saute' the pieces in a fine white wine. With a side salad of fresh spinach and parmesan tomatoes. Otherwise to me its entertainment too or the disposal of some misguided slob that probably deserved it anyway, then that would be justice.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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My 4 year old put 2 balls down her shirt in the store and starting going up to people and ay "look at me" Oh My God, i wanted to die.
Not to mention we are in a cab and she kept saying that the man smells like toots. It's a wonder i'm not bald lol.
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A few years ago I was in a mall with my ex and his 4 year old at the time. She walked over by a woman, and actually asked her "why are you so fat"? I just pretended like I didn't even know them after that.
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Children are as free and as real and as honest as humans can ever be.
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a few years ago a couple cousins fromt he philippines came over
the girl was 7 or so. they learn english there right away but she didnt really konw any yet we live right by a school and on occasion the kids will be talking too loud, teasing the dogs etc etc. so i taught her some stuff. so when the kids would come to the fence she wuold look up at em and yell "HEY DOODE!! DOODE!! YA REALLY REALLY UGLY MAN! YA DOODE!" the way she said it too was funny. we would be drawing and she'd be coloring just casually saying 'ya really really ugly man.' :D
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