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04-30-2007, 05:16 PM
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Very Serious Question
Nah......only kidding
In light of recent events here I think its time for some levity and "A QUESTION ONLY A NEWB COULD ASK" What is your policy, concerning your "significant other", on farting. I mean do you expell gas in front of them....if so how long were you together before the first episode? Believe it or not my brother has been married for 26 years and HAS NOT farted in front of his wife.....EVER. I personally think this is unhealthy. My situation was...we were still dating.....maybe a few months, I believe it was new years eve....she had a few drinks...we were back at her house and she was sitting at the kitchen table.......AND LET ONE RIP.......beautifully resonated off the wooden chair......I knew at that moment....I WAS GONNA MARRY THIS GIRL. 25 YEARS LATER WE ARE STILL GOING STRONG....[we don't have many friends] But we are happy in our smelly little world. 
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maybe your brother is a girly man?:D jk....i dont do that either.
some do, some dont. 
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04-30-2007, 05:26 PM
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Hmm. I have no significant other. She's making out behind a shed, lol.
I don't fart much. I mean, naturally everyone does, but i don't do the whole gassy thing.
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04-30-2007, 05:31 PM
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Never in front of any of my girlfriends or friends at all for that matter.
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04-30-2007, 05:34 PM
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HaHaHa...Significant other?...I don't even have a FRIEND that I haven't farted around...lol
One time we were getting ready to go to a show and everyone was getting ready to pile into the vehicle, I was already in it because I was driving...So when Myke opened the door, I yelled "You guys better not get in the truck yet!"...lol...They all knew why, cuz they know ME...It's no big deal Sometimes when Dustin farts, I answer him back in turn :D OH...And anytime ANYONE farts, the baby laughs his ass off...Even when HE farts
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04-30-2007, 05:43 PM
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^^Redneck theme, lmao.
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04-30-2007, 05:44 PM
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i dont know. maybe its just me, but when a women farts imo its nasty.
there's nothing worse imo then a women who has no manners and lets them rip in front of anyone and not care.:rolleyes: and im not talkig about you. "imo"
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Just wanted to point out...Everyone here (yeah, my friends are here right now, including Myke) got a good laugh from when you said "Women" then you said, "I'm not talking about YOU"...You'd have to know us (particularly me) to know why that was so funny :D Thanks for that laugh...It was great
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04-30-2007, 05:52 PM
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what i meant, is im not trying to sucker punch you with subliminal messages.
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Oh, hi, bloodrayne, lil miss never on yahoo when it's convienient.
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