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Old 01-29-2007, 07:48 AM
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Think of all the good that could come of...

A zombie holocaust. here is the place to post what you think would be the GOOD brought about by 75% of the world's population turning into flesh eating zombies.

No more bipartisan bickering. Sure, there would still be some idiots that would say "This is the democrat's fault." but with no government, you could just cap him in the forehead.

No more taxes. No more IRS.


Downside: no internet.
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A zombie holocaust. here is the place to post what you think would be the GOOD brought about by 75% of the world's population turning into flesh eating zombies.

No more bipartisan bickering. Sure, there would still be some idiots that would say "This is the democrat's fault." but with no government, you could just cap him in the forehead.

No more taxes. No more IRS.


Downside: no internet.
25% of us couldn't keep the internet running?

I dunno...I'm not really seeing a 'downside'...
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A zombie holocaust. here is the place to post what you think would be the GOOD brought about by 75% of the world's population turning into flesh eating zombies.

No more bipartisan bickering. Sure, there would still be some idiots that would say "This is the democrat's fault." but with no government, you could just cap him in the forehead.

No more taxes. No more IRS.


Downside: no internet.
A little one sided on the bipartisan bickering issue aren't we? ;)

We'd get the net up and running, come to think of it we probably wouldn't need to. The intelligent ones here would probably end up at the same place anyway as the last survivors.
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Old 01-29-2007, 07:54 AM
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We'd get the net up and running, come to think of it we probably wouldn't need to. The intelligent ones here would probably end up at the same place anyway as the last survivors.
HaHa...That was why I said "25% of US"..I imagine the survivors would be the horror fans, because we'd have a better idea what to do;)

A world filled with horror fans...yummy :D
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We can grow corn though and make corn and dry corn and then use a mangifying glass (that's a glass that turns everything to anime when you look through it) to start a fire then we can make pop corn
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with no new horror books, movies, etc to ever come again in the forseable future, and no electricity to waste to watch the old ones.
UUUURRRGGGEEEE......The 25% who are left will number in the MILLIONS...and we won't ALL be incompetent :p


I guess I just imagined all the drunk drivers, pedophiles, rapists, and other 'less intelligent' people dying...Because, they wouldn't be intelligent enough to figure out how to stay alive...Right?


That was my automatic thought process anyway...
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with no new horror books, movies, etc to ever come again in the forseable future, and no electricity to waste to watch the old ones.
You're forgetting about those of us with skills. If it were to ever happen I think after a while we would weed out those who just want to kill and then could focus on work. I think most of us know how to get and use generators (some of us can even fix them) right? So there would be electricity for a while which would give everybody time to gather solar panels and other equipment that would allow a group to live comfortably. It would be a lot of work in the beginning but I think fortification and a comfortable lifestyle would be possible.

Oh, and Rod could write and act out plays, we can watch him dance and laugh at him in his girly tights.
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Old 01-29-2007, 08:13 AM
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no electricity to waste to watch the old ones.
Thats what i was getting at with the internet. I think the few coal plants and nuclear plants that dont crap out wiull give electricity for a while, but its not like anyone will be mining new coal, and the power plants will probably all melt down, since there wouldnt be anyone to regulate them. Imagine once reactors start runningout of water and overheat. we wouldnt need bombs to create a radioactive wastelend.
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I think fortification and a comfortable lifestyle would be possible.
Land of the Dead, anyone?
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