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Old 12-27-2006, 03:48 PM
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What do you find UNsexy?

Why the fuck not...?
This is WAY easier than the "sexy" thread.

Exposed midsections. Bikinis, croptops, whatever. Nope.

Bad breath/smokers breath - DEAD unsexy.

Poutiness, looks more stupid than sexy to me.

Moustaches...I just think that on a guy they scream unsexy...worse on a chick of course, but as a general thing, nope.

Races:
*Philipino chicks, they just don't do anything for me. And the word "philipino" (or however it's spelled), sounds a little too close to "feel a penis".
*Aboriginal....noway....
*Polish.
No, not racist against any of these, and would treat them as equally as I do anyone, these are just the ones that have the least sexual appeal to me.

Potatoes, they taste great, but they look like clumps of mud. Say, if a girl were to WEAR potatoes, she wouldn't look good at all.

Dyed blonde hair. If you don't have it, you don't have it.

Chicks who (regardless of whether or not you're involved with them) cannot shut up about their ex bfs. Either the ones that are still caught up on a guy who's spectacularly canned their ass, or the abuse cases, or the ones that talk about how much they hate them. Whatever it is, makes for SHITTY conversation.

Those stupid little mini cardigans.

Anything bright coloured.

The punching man. I hate his indifferent face, mocking me.

Lycra/other shit like that.

G-strings. Don't care how good or bad a girls figure is, I don't like these...and, in all honesty, if it's pretty much leaning towards "up your ass" while you're walking around all day, something does not sit right with me there.
I like REAL panties or...the ones they call boyshorts look nice on a girl too.

The whole "I'm too fat" deal. So many chicks WAY too caught up in this bullshit media enforced perception that they don't even know when they look good...then they dwell on it...ergh...If I was a chick, I'd punch ya.

Girls under 18, it's like their brain hasn't kicked in yet.

Anything shorter than full length skirts/dresses, they just look wrong to me. Aint seen a mini that doesn't make a chick look trashy (no offence, just MY perception), and those midlength ones just look like old lady shit.

Over-abundance of foundation, ot other stuff that changes the general colour of your skin. Monderate use its ok, but If it looks like I could take some off with a butterknife and spread it on bread, it's a little too much.

Chicks who throw the sexual innuendo around WAY too much...I dunno if THEY think it's sexy or what, but it just seems distasteful to me.

Chequers, or spotty clothing...yuck...

Pink, green, or yellow clothes. "Girly" works when you're a kid. Do you see me wearing sky blue? No.

Overdeveloped musculature...I'm all for equality, but chicks with clear-as-day abs...Nup, it fucks off all that's nice about the female figure IMO. Anything even further than that, is just madness.

Girls that don't eat right...I've taken a few chicks out in my time, and they've deliberately eaten nothing/next to nothing...not only does it make me feel bad eating "with" you, but, it's obvious that this is not normal...the guy WILL eventually find out that you eat food, no?

Girls who NEED a boyfriend/partner and can't be alone, bounce from one thing to another to another...etc...etc...it's desperate.

Dreadlocks. Unless they're freshly done, they're generally filthy and they fucking stink. Hippies.

The whole "not willing to experiment/try new foods". Annoying more'n anything...I guess with what I do, it's not something I can easily put up with.

Girls who fall for silly gimmicky things aimed at silly gimmicky girls.

Too much perfume. Ach!

That's all I can think of for now...but I'm willing to bet there's a LOT more that doesn't come to mind.
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:23 PM
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Hmmm... I actually like this one better than the "sexy thread." It's easier.

I'm with you on the dates that won't try different types of food. That irritates me.

Uncleanliness drives me ape. Nothing worse that snuggling with a guy that smells like crap.

Some one who has the mental capacity of a grapefruit

By that same token, I don't want some one who is so wrapped up with being "intellectual" that he doesn't want to go in for some mindlessness every now again. Buzzkillers are a no no.

Conservatives

Pussies (guys) (sorry to be crass, but it's the "Unsexy list")

Guys who aren't honest when I say: Does this make me look fat?

Okay... that last one was a joke, however I've yet to find a guy to say, "No, Heather, it doesn't make you look fat enough. Go change into something else."
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:28 PM
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Hmm....here goes:
Bad breath
Missing teeth
Rotten teeth
Hippies
Guys in saggy pants
Greasy hair
Body odor
Dirty fingernails
Guys who don't trim the basement.
Guys who want to borrow your makeup mirror to smooth their eyebrows.
Girls who get drunk and then latch onto whoever's in arm's reach.....that's how you get knocked the fuck out.
Men who wear underwear that simulates animal skin. You are NOT an alligator.
Smelly feet.
Dirty socks.
Feet in general.
Men who sneak into your room and put on your lingerie after the first date and lay on your bed expecting you to have sex with them when you come out of the bathroom.
Men who don't like horror movies.
Drug addicts. I have nothing against a little booze and bud, but if you're sticking anything up your nose or in your arm you won't be doing it anywhere near me.
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Old 12-27-2006, 04:54 PM
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The color teal on anything, anywhere
Anyone over the age of 18 who plays video games regularly - sorry Vod:p

Other than that, I'm pretty damned excitable and won't rule anything else out as potentiually sexy. Even body hair/cleanliness isuues could be pushed soo far past "unsexy" as to become fetishistic to me...but I'm a perv:o
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Old 12-27-2006, 06:07 PM
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Old 12-27-2006, 07:06 PM
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Wow. Hmm...people who disrespect me. Anyone that smells like cheese or butt. Oh, and anyone that wears neon.
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Old 12-27-2006, 08:54 PM
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haha you guys have said most of what I find unsexy. But I gotta few more.


- The girly girls ahhhhhh
- Too much perfume or whatever that stinky shit is
- Long painted nails
- Tiny tits :P
- Chicks who feel the need to bare all there goodys.
- Guys who have long jagged toe nails..Very ouchy when ya trying to sleep and they feel like kicking something.
- Short shorts ...actually short anything really. Shorts look like there riding up ya ass..well that leads to G strings I suppose too. Yuckkk.
- Chicks who are so beautiful but decide to hide there face under layers of makeup.
- The exposed ribs are very very unsexy..yck
- And since renob mentioned it yes...Penis's are unsexy. There only good for a few things and I don't think there ment to be looked at like a bit of art.
- Men who wear underwear. I suppose boxers aint too bad..Still don't like em.
- Pink, green, pink.
- Chicks that don't shave there arm pits. The downstairs whatever. Just as long as its neat and not a fucking jungle.
- I agree with the pussies there Haunted haha..Theres nothin more unsexy then a wimp.
- Body Builders. Nothing screams unsexy then too many fucking muscles.
- Booze breath...ewwwwwwww go throw up that might smell better.
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Exposed midsections. Bikinis, croptops, whatever. Nope.

Anything bright coloured.

G-strings. Don't care how good or bad a girls figure is, I don't like these...and, in all honesty, if it's pretty much leaning towards "up your ass" while you're walking around all day, something does not sit right with me there.
I like REAL panties

Anything shorter than full length skirts/dresses, they just look wrong to me. Aint seen a mini that doesn't make a chick look trashy (no offence, just MY perception), and those midlength ones just look like old lady shit.
I think I found the perfect girl for you, cheebs. She's second on the left. ;)

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Old 12-27-2006, 11:07 PM
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Not saying I think that shit is any kinda wrong, just shit that personally doesn't appeal to me, holds an anti-appeal. You like all that, good for you. Go get yer face painted or something.
Last I checked, I don't give much a fuck of anyone elses assessment on what I find sexy/unsexy.
Besides, those girls are wearing white...that's bright.
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