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Whats your best party story?
Mine would have to be when i drank a shit load of vodka and beer. Then i got really high. i dont really remember much of anything but i ate a shit load of oreos and when i puked it looked like chocholate pudding. i havent ate oreos or pudding ever since.I woke up in the bath tub with just my bra and underwear on and i had no idea what happened and all my friends told me and i laughed. my friends rip on me constantly for it. Good times lol:D
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That doesn't sound like much fun. I think we've all had nights like that, but it is hard to imagine considering them very enjoyable. My fond party memories generally end with good sex rather than puking, but whatever works I guess.
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My best memories are usually after everyone except for a few hardcore partiers left and the conversations that ensued. There's nothing like a close knit group of friends getting drunk and solving the worlds problems for hours on end. Not to mention the excellent rounds of movie trivia & Mario Kart.
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Went to a party of a friend of a friend of a friend....that kinda deal, I was 17 at the time...it was some rich kid...heard there was free drinks, so me and my guys (ha, all 3 of us) were in. Went there, walked around, listen to some music, met a friend of mine I knew from about 10 years prior with the same name as me, got TRASHED, met the host, discovered it was this asshole I didn't like....no problems, just more of a friend of an asshole group as well...then me and the guys went inside started a fire in a garbage bin for laughs (it wasn't anybodys house, it was a small tennis court function centre joiing to a park...I'd never burn someones house), while every drunk fuck there was freaking out, we made our way out with about 5 mostly full bottles of stuff like bourbon, tequila, tia maria...etc. More'n enough to get us totalled the next day...so, we went back to my friends place, crashed, woke up early, got drunk and stoned, walked all around Bondi, and alone Bondi beach, just hung out, then hit the rest of the alcohol early in the arvo, pretty much kept us going late into the night...we went out again intermittantly, watched (or attempted to) some tv or movies or some shit, ordered pizza...that was fun.
Most of the fun part was after the party...don't really like other peoples parties. Me and the chick threw a dinner party thing for her b'day a couple years back...just a small gathering of friends and workmates...good food, good drinks, good weed, had microcosmos playing on the bigscreen and rammstein live in berlin playing through the sound system. No fights, nobody getting sick, everybody leaving before they got annoying...it was just a good, fun night. I have no real clear memory of a lot of parties after that....I vaguely recall a big beach gathering/bonfire thing, the rest were just house parties that me and/or friends more often than not just went in, played locust, and left. Two good ones though...more gathering nights than parties...I wouldn't really remember but for photographic evidence... 1 - Fell asleep on a toilet...not using it or anything, I must've just decided it was as good a place as any... 2 - Fell asleep during the night at some point...maybe more passed out, I dunno...with friends at a lookout point on a big hill...we busted up a big pergola, some asshole pissed on a bum (I think I had a go at him for that, or at least felt it was a little unfair), drank a ?I think? 2-litre beer called a Darwin Stubby, among LOTS of other stuff...and yeah, there's a picture of me, sitting up, but asleep, wearing an ice-bag on my head. Not for long, probably just dozed off for like 10 minutes...There's another one of me they mustve taken while I was waking up, same shot, I just look all zombie and eye's half-open. Parties...don't much like 'em, gatherings, always work better, and nobodys house gets trashed.
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Don't know what renob said , on my ignore list, but anyway:
My friends and I used to do a lot of drinking in the 80s and early 90s so I have a LOT of amusing stories but can't really write about most of them here I don't think. Here are two that I will try and get away with. ;) First one is not sex filled just stupid I was at a friends house when I got a phone call ( I was already ripped by the way ) My friend was telling me to come over to his house because this Blondie girl and her friend were over there drinking and Blondie had a crush on me. When he told me they had two quart bottles of Bacardi that sealed the deal. I get there and my friend Randy & I are drinking like fish as usual while this girl is trying to get me to go with her but I was just interested in getting wasted at the moment. All the sudden I start having this massive hunger pain and I realize that I haven't eaten all day but I have been drinking since around noon( it was about 9:00 pm) So I go into the kitchen and look in the refrigerator and the only thing in there is milk, juice and a Tupperware dish with some spam in it . The only solid food other than veggies, I'm not spam fan but I am starving !!!! So I break out with the lettuce ,tomatoes ,mustard and mayo and make myself a nice sandwich. I proceed to chomp into it like only the truly wasted can and have about half it down in one full swoop. You know how it is when your REALLY drunk and hungry it's almost all gone before I tasted it. And it tastes BADDD!!!!!!! Right then my friends comes in the room . I go " This sandwich taste worse than anything I have EVER eaten dude !!!" Randy falls down on the floor instantly laughing his ass off and barely manages to say "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S MIGHTY DOG DUDE" HA HA HA HA HA HA......they all must have laughed for 10 minutes straight. So everytime I saw Randy for what had to be a year he would say something like "hey dude ever try chuck wagon?" or some other dog food brand and everyone would bust out laughing! :D Don't know if I can share the second one but it was big time funny!!!
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Whoa...I NEED your sig picture...Have you got a bigger version, or do you know where I can find one?...What's it from?
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What do you guys think should I try it without being too detail orientated??
It's a sexual situation.
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P.S. what did say about blowing a judge??? Well at less we know that you are getting your daily protein
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What was that you said boner ??? Oh yeah that's right your being ignored :D
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