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04-18-2005, 05:14 AM
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ewww
lol We DID have a 'bad jokes' thread around here somewhere once.....Looks like we just got another one ;)
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04-18-2005, 05:24 AM
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Damn...Now I'm trying to remember that crappy joke I heard the other day....The only good thing I remember about it was that the punchline wasn't AT ALL what you would have expected...Kinda went in a completely different direction, caught you offguard....It was still a crappy joke though.....Hmm...I'll have to see if anyone here remembers it...
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04-18-2005, 08:14 AM
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This joke usually is better when it is said, not written. Plus, I heard it differently: Hypothetically, if your uncle jack was stuck on a rof, woud you help your uncle jack off?
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Making like a tree.......outta here
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