four commandments?

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Ok, So, Vodstok got me thinking about the theater and how dumb people act at them. So i have a set of rules for the theater.
1) Do not bring babies
2) Do not talk during the movie (unless need to really really quietly)
3) keep your hands to yourself (unless if its your significant other of course)
4) turn all technology off.

If you have more to add then please sugest it. But the next time you go to the theater, you better obide by my rules.

[The STE]

5) If you have an afro or other type of big hair, sit in the fucking back

[ChEEbA]

- Don't buy candy, kill someone and steal it.

I couldn't agree more on the technology thing...watching elektra a few days ago, some fucking WANGface sending and receiving text messages throughout the entire thing...he didn't have the sound on, but I'd still like to have made him eat that phone.

I got a serious one...I went into a movie (SAW) a while back with the gf, it was pretty dead - there was like 2 other couples there and two 17 y.o lookin' girls walk in...now I choose good seats if I have the chance, the middle, in line with some speakers (although that's most likely purely psychological), about 2/5 of the way back from the front. It might not be yours - but it's my perfect spot - I just got this wierd symmetry thing stuck in my head, always lining shit up...etc, ok, I'll stop talking about whatever it is that's wrong with my head, and tell you a rule that I think should be on the list as a given.
These two bitches came right the fuck up and sat next to us, literally in the very next seat to me - reminded me of the pissing bush in harold and kumar, dammit...
We moved a couple of rown down.
I think that this should be considered a coke-allover-the-head worthy offence.

[Gren the cake]

id like to add a subsection to #5

if you are one of those types with the skull fat and keep ur head shaved, either a) sit in back b) grow some hair real quick

[ChEEbA]

The double-screen effect huh?
I bet the bald sons of bitches wax it up deliberately...

[ShankS]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Ok, So, Vodstok got me thinking about the theater and how dumb people act at them. So i have a set of rules for the theater.
1) Do not bring babies
2) Do not talk during the movie (unless need to really really quietly)
3) keep your hands to yourself (unless if its your significant other of course)
4) turn all technology off.

If you have more to add then please sugest it. But the next time you go to the theater, you better obide by my rules.

in some of the cinemas/theaters near me, they have a small 'public service announcement' style clip shown inbetween the trailers and film, that tells people to basicly not piss anyone else off with points similar to what you've listed. They also tell people to respect the surrounding neighbourhood when leaving late at night.

no doubt there's always some dorks who'll abuse it and piss people off, cant remember how many times I've had to turn round and shout at people to shut the fuck up, but it's a lot.

[Vodstok]

I went to see a movie once, i dont remember what it was (im thinking maybe the usual susppects). Anyway, there was a gaggle of 6 or 7 little teeny bopper bitches not paying attention to the movie, giggling and laughing, generally making asses out of themselves.

i finally got tired of it, and as i turned around to tell them to shut up, the guy right behind us LOST it.

He turns and says loudly:
"Listen, godammit! I came here to watch a movie and not listen to you bullshit and laugh. if you have something that fucking interesting to talk about, leave the fucking theater, otherwise, shut the fuck up and watch the godamn movie!"

He turned back around and went about his business as if nothing had happened. The girls didnt peep or move for the rest of the movie.

[urgeok]

i love the way they pussy foot around it at theatres .. cute little robot telling you to turn off your cell phone's etc.

There should be a big black and white sign on the screen.

SHUT THE FUCK UP - OR GET THE FUCK OUT

(that includes cell phones)


and here's another common courtesy tip .. if you do have a babysitter and need to have your cell phone on vibrate (like i do) sit at the end of the row (like i do) in case you have to answer it.
Same goes for people with small bladders and/or diarriah.
I'm sick of your greasy popcorn spilling ass passing back and fourth 10 times during the movie.

They should have bouncers in theatres - seriously.


true story .. i work for a cell phone provider .. cell phones are the culture here ..
One year a major vendor took us to see the Fellowship of the Ring for a customer appreciation event.
90% of the fucking idiots where i work left their cell phones on ...
And others .. including managers .. sat there cracking jokes and talking all through the movie...

Get the fuck out more often losers .. jesus christ - i was pissed.
Unlike me - i wrote a letter before the next years event (2 towers - they eventually took us to all 3) and told them that we were a pretty pathetic example to others in the community re. cell phone abuse .. and the next 2 shows not one phone rang.

i felt like a little old lady complaining - but fuck it..

[ShankS]

yeah the cell phone shit pisses me right of. Are calls so fucking important that they can't switch it off for two hours. If they're that fucking popular, then why the hell don't they go and meet their fucking cocksucker anus shithead mates instead of sitting in the cinema, and ruining others viewing!!!:mad:

[newb]

I can think of one more rule.