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When I take a shit (or, leave a shit) I like to wipe my ass first with wet wipes...I got this idea from wiping my babies ass that way, it's like, why do we stop?
Kind of like a trade down with dry toilet paper, no?
After that, I will use toilet paper and even use a spritz of cologne on there.
...Yes, I an worried that one day someone might smell something bad, and attribute it to me. Now, if they do, I'll be able to declare proudly that I have a very clean, and designer scented asshole, thank you very much.
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The door opened...you got in..:rolleyes:
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