Could cats be extraterrestrials?
Bros, I've been doing some thinking. Are we being spied on right underneath our noses? Consider the evidence:
1.) Cats are worshipped by ancient Egyptians as gods. Weird.
2.) Scientists cannot fully figure out how cats purr, how it is produced. Could it be a type of feedback?
3.) Ever hold a cat's ears back? Yep, classic image of a grey. Almond eyes, small mouth, etc. etc.
4.) Cats can see much better than us. They are more advanced as a species in this regard. In what other ways?
5.) Cats often wake up from deep slumbers and dart out of rooms. They also stare at random empty shit we think are ghosts or some shit. Are they responding or listening to a call we can't hear?
6.) Several---most---cats have anti-gravity properties. They can fall out of four story buildings and land on their feet. That evolutionary thing again.
One day they are gonna rise up and FUCK US OVER!!!
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I command by the power of Christ and the Gospel for this evil spirit that is inside this man or woman to come forward now and to face the judgment of God.
Last edited by MichaelMyers; 05-15-2015 at 04:53 PM.
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