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What were the odds that I was be taken away by King Kong? How did he even find me in this tunnel? Maybe there's some kind of invisible hallucinogenic floating in the air and all of this is just a really bad dream. I feel like I should be in an insane asylum; I am being squeezed by a giant hand, I hear really loud music, and I just caught a glimpse of an elf running down another tunnel.
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Let's just say that if all the corpses were to stand up at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem
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