This thread here's got some great ones on it!!...wrackin' my brain tryin' ta come up with a good one.......told my wife about this thread and she came up with a good one for me
This one's by Ms. Dead Bad Things:
Zombie Messiah Haiku
Oh great shambling mound,
Composting as you eat us,
Bring us both to ground.
Flesh falls and rots here,
Trembling praises we sing you,
Will you eat quickly?