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Old 06-17-2004, 12:45 PM
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Jurrassic Park IV: Zombie Dino hunt (working title)

A work by David Dietle (AKA: Vodstok)


Opening scene: Flying over the ocean towards Isla Nublar. Camera follows a helicopter, skimming the trees of the jungle.

Pilot: How many people were on that Carnival cruise ship?

Co-Pilot: five hundred.

Pilot: Damn... We are just looking for signs of life right? I heard those people got cholera or something.

Co-pilot: That's the rumor. How long do think a bunch of vacationers with cholera would last on an island filled with dinosaurs?

Pilot shakes head.

Helicopter flies over a clearing. People are seen milling about aimlessly, mere feet away from dinosaurs that should be trying to eat them.
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