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Old 06-17-2004, 05:52 AM
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The Capt Spaulding shit on the House of 1000 corpses dvd menu was fucking hilarious...

"Well, Shit the bed! What the fuck are you doing here?" LOL!:D


I agree with pretty much all that has been posted so far.

I also laughed my ass off at the "The Sickness", swing version scene in the new Dawn of the Dead.


It's not funny, but i am always in hysterics in Aliens when Hudson goes batshit at the end. "You want some of this? How bout you? You want some too? Fuck you!"


Last but not least, Dog Soldiers has soem AWESOME lines in it.

"Knock me out. Punch me."
Whack!
"That all you got, you fucking pussy?! I said Knock me ou.."
Whack!

"So Ryan, Have you tried licking your balls yet?"

And good ol' Spooney:
"I hope i give you the shits, you fucking wimp." :D


I'm giggling right now:)
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