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Originally posted by jay o2 waster
Which came first, the chicken or..............................
................Sam the Egg
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Actually, Ravenbomb came before Sam The Egg...Hmmm...Thinking of another perplexing question....ummm.......
Why doesn't the mail run on Sunday?...Okay, that isn't really perplexing, it just pisses me off...Hold on, I'll TRY to think of a real one.......
Okay...Why do store signs say "no shoes, no shirt, no service"....Don't they care if you wear pants or not?...Hold on, that one was lame...Let me try again.............
Why does dial-up internet service SUCK so much ASS?!...Sorry, Just got knocked offline, AGAIN!......Still thinking.......
Why does "bride" rhyme with "pride", while "groom" rhymes with "doom"?.......Okay, they aren't getting any better...I give up..I'll wait until I get some sleep:D
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