being tied to a log and hanging over a slow-burning, low fire. No flames - just super-hot coals that burn for a very long time, taking 2-3 days to be slowly roasted to death.
or....
being staked to the ground flat on your back, large jagged spikes driven through palms and feet, then having a sharp knife peel away the flesh on your abdomen about a 4 inch square. laying there feeling the sun roast your insides and just out of the corner of your eye you catch glimpse of the biggest fat ass crow hopping towards you, much like they do when coming upon roadkill.
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