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True story - I used to keep a hatchet by the bed just in case... My fiance made me put it somewhere else, though, for fear that I'd fall on it. :o
If a Killer's downstairs in our condo, we're screwed; I don't think I have anything in my room I could use as a weapon (does a heavy Yankee Candle jar count?)
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Death by candle is possible with those large ones from Yankee, and potentially humiliating. Intruder is bludgeoned AND he smells like the most amazing Pumpkin Spice Latte or Summer Peaches. He seemed so vicious and scary before that fabulous scent.
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