[Sculpt]

Originally Posted by MichaelMyers

Awful nightmare last night.

In the dream I was driving to go see a horror movie, "The Conjuring," when suddenly the need to take a shit hit me in a real bad way.

There was no place around to go but was able to WILL in my dream a McD's, so I pulled over and ran to the restroom.

The only stall appeared occupied, but there were no sounds of flatulence, grunting, wiping, etc. coming from it. Since I was about to shit myself, I began rapping hard on the door demanding to know when he'd be out. When no answer came, I decided that it had to be empty and that I should break down the door.

Well, it wasn't empty. Some large trucker was in there (could he have been waiting for me?). And he started to beat the ever living shit out of me. Literally! I shit in my pants while he was punching me. This dude was a strong beast, like Kane Hodder or somebody.

Once I had evacuated my bowels, I had a quick burst of energy and was able to get back on my feet and run back to my car, embarrassed as the restaurant crowd watched me in shock. Then awoke in cold sweat.

Wow, that's shitty nightmare. Sorry couldn't resist. Ya, that nightmare has a few classic fear-mares wrapped up into one. But it could have been much worse... Instead of going to see "The Conjuring", you could have been going to see "The Cave".