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					Originally Posted by  The Villain
					 
				 
				We used to bowl together until we got into an argument and I killed him. Good ole Wade H. I used to call him. That's why you can't find any other of his books. He's dead. 
			
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 I heard his ghost still haunts that bowling alley... Some say that on a quiet night, if  you listen hard, you can still hear the ghost of ole Wade H. wailing '
why oh why didn't I think of a more credible promotional strategy for my books.'