Is it possible? Has the perfect movie finally been created?
This movie has everything. All the best actors, like Steve from 90210, who's hairline is exactly where it was when he was in high school. Tara Reid, who looks hung over, and who's "acting" consists of nagging people and staring at things with a distressed look on her face.
It also has incredible special effects. "Old" sharkbite wounds that look a lot like peanut butter smeared on skin. A tornado that looks like an animated finger painting. City streets with sharks superimposed, which look like glow in the dark stickers. Random shapes falling from the sky, like squares. And trapezoids.
And of course, it has sharks. Lots of them. In the ocean. In the storm drains. In your living room. In tunnels. Falling from the sky. That part you have to see to believe.
I'm giving it a "perfect" 3/10, but don't let that stop you from watching it.