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Old 07-23-2013, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by LastNightOnEarth View Post
Clowns freak me out too, when I saw Poltergeist as a kid, I couldn't have any sort of clown pics, dolls, etc. in my room & still don't. And 4th Kind was a little freaky. Aliens, they creep me out dudes. There's no escape.

Haunted Houses? No problem...walk out the frigging house.

Serial Killers? No problem...they're human, u have a fighting chance.

Zombies? No Problem...crack them in the head as hard as u can.

Vampires? No problem...jam a pointy stick in their chest.

Werewolves? No problem...they don't exist.

Aliens? PROBLEM!!!!!...You can't run, you can't hide, they have way too advanced technology, they can beam you up through an f'ing brick wall, stick a probe up your butt and you will have no recollection of those events whatsoever, kind of like a hard night of drinking.
I have always been able to explain the aliens thing. I can't explain why I can't deal with clowns. There is nothing else off-limits. I can watch just about any dismemberment or disembowelment without so much as a flinch, but if there's a clown on the screen, I'm done.

Except the last scene with the clown in Zombieland. Sweet, sweet relief.
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