Ha! You're right, I definitely do suck at social media. Trying though. I need a really cheap publicist. As in free - lol! I just didn't want to spam anyone my first time here :)
How about this...
Hi Folks, my name's Gord Rollo and I'm the author of over 50 published short stories, 6 novellas, and 5 full length novels. I was just selected as #36 on this fine website's top 100 horror authors of all time poll and I've recently teamed up with a great new small press named Enemy One to re-release all my backlist titles and short story collections. 2013 will bring many new books too, including my new horror/dark fantasy novel THE TRANSLATORS. If you have time, please stop by and follow me on twitter, "like" my Facebook author page so we can stay in touch, and sign up for my monthly newsletter over on
www.gordrollo.com as soon as you can. The urls for all those places are in my signature line below so come say hi. I'm really looking forward to talking to you cool cats!
There, that any better???
:)
Cheers!
Gord