[Zero]

Dear friends:

We are gathered here today to mourn our fallen hellspawns. Though they fought bravely they succumbed at last to that final slumber and their eternal reward - an eternity wailing and gnashing their teeth back in hell.

Though we are diminshed by their loss, we are resolved by their sacrifice. Resolved to rise again and put down those fetid corpses of the zombie plague. Resolved to lay low those who would see themselves as Titans towering above us.

Few will remember what we have said today, but their deeds will forever stand as a testament to our struggle - well as long as google can find the results.

Amen