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Oasis Of The Zombies. Absolutely the worst movie I've ever sat through. Boring as all hell. It's only a little over an hour long, but it felt like a four hour movie! (And like dorks we sat and watched the whole thing and didn't fast forward once) Lemme put it this way, Andy Warhol once made a movie called Sleep where he filmed a man sleeping for eight hours in one long uninterupted take. Oasis Of The Zombies is the closest thing I've ever seen to duplicating that effect, and it does it in 67 minutes! There's probably a worse movie, but I have no desire to see it.
Note: I've been told that the version that is currently out on DVD is different from the one I saw. Guess they can't release that version because of its unfortunate side effect of putting viewers into a comatose state. I'll get off my soapbox now.
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This is THE SHAPE speaking.
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