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Originally Posted by So High

So we're at the mall. And here she comes smoking. This girl was so hot I'm surprised the fire alarms didn't go off. Mainly its those pants she was wearing. Shes approaching us. I say us I mean me and Eva (14months in stroller) wife is in the Starblocks getting our dope I mean coffee. Back to this girl approaching. I think they are called yoga pants. Song starts playing in my head "MMM HMMM thats right oh NO fix yaself girl you got a camel toe." Those pants leave nothing to the imagination. She approaches and I think I was all cheesed up and she passes of course my eyes follow. "What are you looking at?" asks my wife. "Nothing darling, this one mine" I reply as we stroll off.