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So we're at the mall. And here she comes smoking. This girl was so hot I'm surprised the fire alarms didn't go off. Mainly its those pants she was wearing. Shes approaching us. I say us I mean me and Eva (14months in stroller) wife is in the Starblocks getting our dope I mean coffee. Back to this girl approaching. I think they are called yoga pants. Song starts playing in my head "MMM HMMM thats right oh NO fix yaself girl you got a camel toe." Those pants leave nothing to the imagination. She approaches and I think I was all cheesed up and she passes of course my eyes follow. "What are you looking at?" asks my wife. "Nothing darling, this one mine" I reply as we stroll off.
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I've spent most of my life walking down the street in a Karate suit whoopin bad guys.-So High
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