Welcome Back to Celebrity Zombie DeathMatch, Everybody! Tonight we're going to post the results from the First Round, as well as list the Round Two Matches.
Left Bracket North-Group A: Henrietta (Evil Dead 2) VS Zombie Shane (The Walking Dead)
Summary: Henrietta has things under control until Zombie Shane throws Zombie Otis in front of himself and distracts her, allowing Zombie Shane to get the victory.
WINNER: Zombie Shane!
Left Bracket North-Group B: Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS Justin Bieber (Top 40 Garbage)
Summary: The Biebs tries running around for a while, but ultimately slips on some of his own hair mousse and fallsright into Father McGruder's lawnmower.
WINNER: Father McGruder!
Left Bracket South-Group A: Tarman (ROTLD) VS Herzog (Dod Sno)
Summary: Tarman makes the first move and quickly goes to bite down on Herzog's melon, but busts his teeth on the Nazi's steel plated hat. It's all over after that.
WINNER: Herzog!
Left Bracket South-Group B: Ash (Evil Dead 2) VS Hare Krishna Zombie (DOTD)
Summary: In perhaps the biggest upset of the night, Ash falls to the Hare Krishna Zombie after forgetting his boomstick and chainsaw at the local strip club.
WINNER: Hare Krishna Zombie!
Right Bracket North-Group A: Darryl (The Walking Dead) VS Bub (DayOTD)
Summary: In a close one, Darryl gets the win when Bub is distracted by his favorite song on his headphones. Darryl's crossbow bolt actually pins them to Bub's head!
WINNER: Darryl!
Right Bracket North-Group B: Shark Fighting Zombie (Zombi 2) VS Lady Gaga (Top 40 Garbage)
Summary: Showing no emotion when he fought the shark, this Zombie shows true fear when confronted with Gaga. His head actually explodes when she starts singing.
WINNER: Lady Gaga!
Right Bracket South-Group A: The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt) VS Trash (ROTLD)
Summary: Trash makes the predictable move of going for the Crypt Keeper's brains. Thinking ahead, he leaves his brains in the crypt and replaces them with a bloody grenade. Trash realizes her mistake only after she swallows.
WINNER: The Crypt Keeper!
Right Bracket South-Group B: Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th Series) VS Zombie Templar (Tombs of the Blind Dead)
Summary: In another upset, Jason is defeated when he accidentally gets his machete stuck in the Templar's horse and is drug away, thus giving the Zombie Templar the victory by default.
WINNER: Zombie Templar!
Congratulations to the Winners! Now we have the Round Two Match-Ups:
Left Bracket North: Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS Zombie Shane (The Walking Dead)
Left Bracket South: Hare Krishna Zombie (DOTD) VS Herzog (Dod Sno)
Right Bracket North: Darryl (The Walking Dead) VS Lady Gaga (Top 40 Garbage)
Right Bracket South: The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt) VS Zombie Templar (Tombs of the Blind Dead)
Well, That's it for tonight folks. Tune back in tomorrow to see who sticks around and who gets stuck in the ground!!
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