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Old 06-10-2004, 12:52 PM
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I agree, i have me a smart woman. She graduated from college after 4 years (she is 22) with a double major in criminal justice AND Psychology, Suma Cum Laude (3.8 overall gpa, 4.0 for the semester). She is also a member of Alpha Kai (sp?), which is sort of the National Honor Society for college. :) (she has big boobs too :D)

She works at walmart.... Paris gets all of that shit handed to her putrid little rich ass, and my fiance works at fucking wal-mart.

Oh god, and Jessica Simpson.... If only she could actually SING! Her "Take my breath away" is fucking awful. There have been very very few remakes that are actually worth listening to (Blue monday by Orgy, good example), this isnt one of them. It make me want to tell nick to kick her in the stomach. (There, you breath is gone, now shut the fuck up...) But, he is a dildo that would rather hang out with strippers than his own wife (not that i blame him with her for a wife)

Didi i mention Anna Nicole Smith is a moron?
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