Soryy for stealing your idea, palmboy12, I just thought there neeeded to be one of these for MY country...Ya, thats right,
I AM CANADIAN!!!!
And to prove it, here is the best beer comercial of ALL TIME
I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada.
Although I'm certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about"...not "a-boot".
I can proundly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing;
Diversity, not assimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A toque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it's pronounced ZED, no ZEE...ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!
MY NAME IS VAMPENGUIN(Not My Real Name, Obviosly), AND I AM CANADIAN!!
