"To a new world of gods and monsters!"
"It's a perfect night for mystery and horror. The air itself is filled with monsters."
"Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead... hate living."
"I kick ass for the lord!"
"I can tell you something about this place. The boys around here call it the 'Black Lagoon.' A paradise. Only, they say nobody has ever come back alive to prove it."
"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the Earth."
"To die, be really dead, that must be glorious."
"Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!"
"All right, you fools. You brought it on yourselves. Everything would have come right if you've let me alone. Let me near madness with your peering through the keyhole and your gaping through the curtains and now you'll suffer for it. You're crazy to know who I am, aren't you? All right, I'll show you! (takes off the fake nose) There's a souvenir for you. (Takes off the goggles) And one for you. (Starts taking off the bandages on his head) I'll show you who I am and what I am!"
"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"
"As you well know, what would a note say - Dan... Cat dead, details later!"
"I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!"
"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm going to bash your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the fuck in!"
"Thanks for the bullet...it was the only way. In a...in a few moments now, I shall know...why all this had to be."
"Tell that bitch to shut her mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head"
"Jules: Fuck, nigger, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad."
"It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."
"Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you asswipe."
"Come and get it, you undead sack of shit."
"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?"
"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock. "
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