But I don't have any good jokes, farm animals or left-over drugs...and anything I ever made with hammers and screws fell apart. I do however have a pretty cool video I'd like to share that some friends of mine just made and it will completely validate that Def Lepard joke below :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzIUKos5hs4
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Originally Posted by viken
Hi.
I'm viken. I'm pretty awesome.
I like horror movies and heavy metal and drugs. I like eating other peoples food. I can build stuff pretty good, like with hammers and screws and stuff. I have 2 cats that are scared of my 3 chickens and I really liked the torture scenes in The Passion of Christ.
Do you know what has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.
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