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Old 02-04-2011, 07:46 AM
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What has three legs and lives on a farm?

The McCartneys (the saddest thing about their divorce was the fact they rendered this pretty funny joke obsolete)

What is six inches long and starts with a P (pee)?

A shit (everybody assumes you're going to penis)

Why did Uhuru leave Star Trek?

Cause William Shatner.

Anyway, those are my best jokes.
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1. event horizon
2. ju on
3. suspiria
4. the exorcist
5. ringu
6. tcm
7. exorcist III
8. the omen
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10. creep

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