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Welcome!
What has three legs and lives on a farm?
The McCartneys (the saddest thing about their divorce was the fact they rendered this pretty funny joke obsolete)
What is six inches long and starts with a P (pee)?
A shit (everybody assumes you're going to penis)
Why did Uhuru leave Star Trek?
Cause William Shatner.
Anyway, those are my best jokes.
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top 10 movies
1. event horizon
2. ju on
3. suspiria
4. the exorcist
5. ringu
6. tcm
7. exorcist III
8. the omen
9. haute tension
10. creep
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