Hi.

I'm viken. I'm pretty awesome.

I like horror movies and heavy metal and drugs. I like eating other peoples food. I can build stuff pretty good, like with hammers and screws and stuff. I have 2 cats that are scared of my 3 chickens and I really liked the torture scenes in The Passion of Christ.

Do you know what has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.