[TheWickerFan]

I got stuck behind some kid on the road who got me to thinking about various really stupid things that boys in their late teens/early twenties seem to think will impress other people (vehicle related):

Monster wheels
Really large tailpipes (you don't really want me to make a joke about your oversized tailpipe do you?)
Testicles hanging off the trailer hitch (just let me get my trusty shears)
and most of all the EXTREMELY LOUD music. What is the purpose? To share it with everyone? If so it doesn't work; all I can hear is the bass which amounts to an annoying vibration.And please play something other than rap; can't you play metal at least?

If the purpose of doing these various things is to impress girls or prove your manhood it isn't working.