I am fat so I have to agree.
Add to that I am slow, lazy, cranky and snooze a lot. What the hell are my employers smoking, I wonder...
Yes, I am fat. God knows but I am fat as hell. Guess life will have to endure my fattiness.
And a picture? umm...
That would be me, give and take around 10 inches or 20 around the waist.