[Doc Faustus]

At the top of that page is the name of an entire motherfucking genre. We have the word horror. I don't think enough of you appreciate that. When people want to talk about horror, they come here. Why? Because we are HORROR.MOTHERFUCKINGCOM. If there are ten people who are comfortable saying anything on HORROR.MOTHERFUCKINGCOM, then we've got a problem. murderdoll, you're great, clever, fun and culture savvy, but you are Horror.com's OJ. I don't mean to stifle your sexy, sexy misanthropy, but your capacity to bukkake all over social mores is meant to be a weapon for good and not for casual cruelty. There are many things in this world worse than this board having new people participating in discussions. The thought of a world where that would be the biggest conflict makes me think this might be one of those awful parallel universes where some member of the X Men was killed. Let's just stop being shitty to each other and expand our definition of "each other" to include the remaining 4% of horror fans on the internet who have not tried to join this board and decided to leave after a day of being deluged with insults. Fuglystick, thanks for having the balls.