You know those lazy sheriffs in the slasher flicks who are always smart- asses and lazy? There are a string of smart- mouthed sheriffs in almost every slasher ever made. Let's see your faves, (the funniest ones) and let's compile as many as we can think of.
Here's one right off the top of my head. It's around the 3 minute mark.
BTW, WILDMAN ROCKS! :D