[cheebacheeba]

Funny, seems I'm not the only one with security guard run-ins...
I was drunk (at about 21 yrs old), and y'know how it is, when you're drunk like EVERYONE else but you seems to turn int an asshole...
So yeah, here in aus, these motherfuckers patrol the trains, and all they ever do is tell people to keep their feet off the seats.
Sad really
So, my feet are up on the seats - and this (they travel in pairs) guy comes up and just stares at me...so, I wait him out. He finally utters in the english he's capable of that the idea is that my feet should be down.
So I'm like "I was beggining to think you had some kinda problem" , he doesn't say anything, but he and his partner wait downstairs from where I'm sitting staring me out the whole time.
When I'm making to leave, well, they go to stop me, one of 'em grabs my arm...there's a few words exchanged, and I got pushed, pushed back, the one I pushed down ended up on his ass the level below, fucked up his ankle on the way down... the other thought it would be a good idea to punch me since I pushed his little friend down. I got one helluva black eye, he got a broken wrist and a pretty bruised up face.
I was charged with offensive language and aggravated assault, the one that hit me lost his job, I paid half his medical bills.

When I was a little younger (16), I was charged with govt fraud, but I can't really discuss why.
I ended up having to pay some money back in installments for the next six years.

Before that, at about 15, I had vandalism charges after somebody convinced me (yeah yeah, I was drunk again) to go smashing some cars with a few spanners as I recall...That was seriously a blur, I spent the night in a cell, paid a little money that certain peoples insurance wouldn't cover, and got a good behaviour bond for six months, no formal charges due to my age.

I also got a few lame "as yet unpaid" charges for not wearing a bike helmet at times...that's about it.