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My dog chewed the wyres for my tails lights. I was like wtf u do that 4?
n it looked at me like to say. fuck off. n i was like . no u eff off loser. I sed u stink neway. n it started to chew more wires. sew i hit it. n my knuckle hit a bone n now my knuckle is sore n a lil swollen. i dunno y im tellin u peepul dis. i guess. if ur gonna hit ur dog. dont punch it near ne bones. aim for the ribs where its nice n flat. or in its guts. but its ok now cuz we r frends agen. we went to der riva. n i chucked a ball in, an sed go get it. n it did. i waz lik hahahaha cuz the wata was freezin. n it was shiveren wen it got out. den it jumped up on me nice cleen shurt. n put muddie paw pronts all ova it. sew we r even now. but noe we r not. cuz i gotta replce all der wyering on the ute. i ate that effing dog. im gonna buy it cheep dog food. cuz it gives it der shits. den wen its dooen it buseness . im gonna go stare at it. n make it go all shy. cuz ya notice. dogs can do nefing in front of u. n not care. but wen it comes to doen a poop. dey gets dis weird lok on its face. like. dont look at me. im imbrassed.
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