[fortunato]

Sounds like a pretty hip day, but I think I've got you beat:

I woke up at 5:00am, ironically, then brushed my teeth and took a shower, both with a total sense of irony. Then I got dressed and went to work, totally ironically, laughing at myself the whole way there. I worked until about 12:30pm (I just sat there at my desk, compiling spreadsheets and forwarding memos, rolling my eyes and smirking the whole time). Then I went to lunch at "McDonald's". Psh. Seriously, right? I ironically ordered a Big Mac because, like, everyone eats those. I mean what's the deal? Anyway, I went back to work all smug and finished out the workday, loving the irony of it all. Then I went home and read my copy of the Best American Nonrequired Reading 2005 Edition (I mostly just glanced at excerpts from Beck's introduction. Is it okay to like him again yet or not? Er, nevermind. I "get" it.)
Anyway, I don't remember what else I did, but I'm sure it was all done with a snarky grin and a firm sense of irony. Then I went to bed, because well, everybody expects me to. Psh, heh heh.