A day in the life of the hippest person in the world
I started the day by waking up at 1:37pm, I jumped on my mac to upload some new songs to my i-pod (all songs you've probably never heard of) that I would experience today. I got in the shower and sang "love will tear us apart" by joy division about 2 and a half times. I got dressed by trying to look like lady gaga trying to look like elvis costello, I was quite pleased with the result. next, I spent about 2 hours making my hair look like I didn't have to spend any time on it because it was naturally awesome. I headed to starbucks and turned my phone off because so many people want to talk to me and I don't want people interrupting me while I write my novel about how corrupt the government is. I got tired of looking at all the poseurs at starbucks these days and also I was tired because I think I have chronic mono. I went home and took some snaps of thrift stores and sad homeless people, I'll photoshop them later and post them on my art blog.
anway, how was your day? ha j/k I don't care.
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stop the world - I want to get off
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