
04-24-2010, 11:41 PM
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THE SECOND BATTLE ROYALE BLOODBATH - OUTCOME
I am here to describe the outcome of The Zombie Warriors during their second trip to the Bloodbath Chamber.
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You all are standing arms and feet locked in THE BLOODBATH CHAMBER, in a circle, all EIGHT of you facing each other. There are FOUR tables in front of you - marked 1, 2, 3 and 4. Your team has made their choices, and here we go :-
The first choice is...FERRETCHUCKER!
*sound of snapping fingers*
*the locks on Ferret's arms and legs slide back and he is freed*
Ferret looks at the first table apprehensively. He is filled with dread as he walks forward, his feet pushing his body forward.
He comes to a standstill in front of the Table marked "1". Gulping once, he sits down and peers under the table. At first he doesn't see anything. But he looks hard and sees a word inscribed in small letters in the middle on the floor.
He reads it slowly. "Mind your head."
A voice booms. "READ THE INSTRUCTIONS LOUDLY, PLEASE."
Ferret nods with a puzzled look and repeats the words.
Almost at once, the table splits into two halves as a huge Battle-axe falls down on it. Ferret hears the swishing sound barely a couple seconds earlier, and swings back instinctively.
The Battle-axe lands down with a huge thud. It buries itself deep into Ferret's right thigh, almost slicing it into two. Huge globs of blood start blobbing out of the loose flesh, and Ferret lets out big howls of intense pain.
Zero groans. Chrono averts her eyes. Jenna shakes her head.
The entrance door opens and a medic rushes in with a Health Pack. Ferret fights back tears and looks on, as the medic pulls the Battle-axe out of his thigh. Ferret yelps loudly again.
Dude whispers quietly, "At least you saved your head..."
The second choice is...ZERO!
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