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Old 04-21-2010, 11:40 AM
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THE FIRST BATTLE ROYALE BLOODBATH - OUTCOME


I am here to address The Zombie Warriors. You all are locked inside THE BLOODBATH CHAMBER.

Right now, you all are standing locked in THE BLOODBATH CHAMBER, in a circle, all EIGHT of you facing each other. There are THREE boxes in front of you - marked A, B and C. Your team has made their choices, and here we go :-



The first choice is...CHRONOGRL!


*sound of snapping fingers*

*the locks on Chrono's arms and legs slide back and she is freed*



Chronogrl proceeds slowly towards the center of the chamber. She looks at all three boxes intently, then turns towards Box A. Slowly, she opens it and peers in, anxiety all over her countenance.

A piece of paper is revealed inside the box!

She picks it up and reads it slowly. A voice booms through the hidden speakers - "PLEASE READ IT LOUDLY!" Chrono is startled for an instant, but she recovers and speaks, looking at the paper.

"Go to your right and place your right hand inside the hole on the right wall."

She looks up at her teammates, puzzled. A loud buzz on her right diverts her attention, as a big gaping hole slides out from the center of the wall.

Chrono looks at it and gulps once. Zero speaks slowly, "Go on Chrono. I am sure there's nothing to be afraid of."

Chrono nods nervously and moves towards the right wall. She stands in front of the hole and looks back at her teammates, then at her rising right hand with fear. Trembling between long breaths, she slowly pushes her right hand into the hole.

She feels something solid inside it. She wraps her hands around it and pulls it out. It's a small, white plastic ball. On one side is written, in bold letters - AXE!

She takes a long breath, and hears the swish at the very last moment.

SCRUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The axe thuds dully into her shoulder, and she rolls down the floor screaming! Squirts of blood gush out through her bloody red gaping wound, and flow towards the rest of her teammates, who gulp and yell audibly.

The entrance door opens, and a medic runs to her holding a Health Pack. He gets down and slowly patches up the yelping and sobbing Chrono.




The second choice is...FRIDAY13THFAN!
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