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THE FIRST SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT IN HDC BATTLE ROYALE III!!!


I am here to address the Slice 'N' Dicers.

Newb has been found knocked unconscious in his bunker!!

Plenty of beer bottles, both empty and full, were found under it, as well as a half-empty one rolling on the floor. Small strands of cream-colored hair were found near the foot of his bunker, which have been sent for analysis. He looks to have been knocked out from behind by a heavy instrument, like a club or something similar.

Will keep you posted on the developments. Sorry, SnD team, but pray he recovers consciousness sufficiently to send in his entry before the deadline. Right now he is knocked out, and in a bed in the BR Medic Center.